contents
1. On the Seventh Day, God Rested and Liberals Schemed 1
2. The Passion of the Liberal : Thou Shalt Not Punish the Prep 25
3. The Martyr : Willie Horton 60
4. The holisr Sacarament : Abortion 78
5. Liberals' Doctrine of Infallibility : Sobbing Hysterical Women 99
6. The Liberal Priesthood : Spare the Rod, Spoil the Teacher 147
7. The Left's War on Science : Burning Books to Advance "Science" 172
8. The Creation Myth : On the Sixth Day, god Created Fruit Files 199
9. Proof for How the Walkman Evolved into the iPod by Random Mutation 226
10. The Scientific Method of Stoning and Burning 246
11. The Aped Crusader 265
Notes 283
Acknoledgments 303
Index 305
1. On the Seventh Day, God Rested and Liberals Schemed 1
2. The Passion of the Liberal : Thou Shalt Not Punish the Prep 25
3. The Martyr : Willie Horton 60
4. The holisr Sacarament : Abortion 78
5. Liberals' Doctrine of Infallibility : Sobbing Hysterical Women 99
6. The Liberal Priesthood : Spare the Rod, Spoil the Teacher 147
7. The Left's War on Science : Burning Books to Advance "Science" 172
8. The Creation Myth : On the Sixth Day, god Created Fruit Files 199
9. Proof for How the Walkman Evolved into the iPod by Random Mutation 226
10. The Scientific Method of Stoning and Burning 246
11. The Aped Crusader 265
Notes 283
Acknoledgments 303
Index 305